Helping the Average Joe Prepare for the Coming Crisis

How Will You Feed Your Family
When the Food Crisis Hits?


Food Bubble: How to Survive the Coming Food Crisis
Survival Joe
Survival Joe
Denver CO
What would happen if a natural, civil or economic disaster prevented us from growing, transporting and importing food?

Food prices would rise and supermarket shelves would go empty.

Within three days there'd be no food left in most people's homes.

Chaos and anarchy would break out. Thousands (if not millions) would starve.

Are you prepared for such a situation? Do you realize how close our technology-driven agricultural industry is to experiencing such a crisis?

In fact, it is because our food system is so sophisticated, integrated and advanced that it is so vulnerable.

The thought that the globe's leading nations (like the United States and Canada) could suffer even a temporary food shortage (no less a prolonged food crisis) seems unthinkable to most people. Of course, that's what the government prefers.

Why the Government Stays Quiet

If the population at large put down their TV remotes and discovered how fragile our food supply systems are – there would be mass panic.

Panic because so few have a clue how to survive such a crisis.

Great Depression bread line-up and food stamp stamples.
39,680,000 citizens are living off food stamps, according to the United States Department of Agriculture (as of February 2010). How will it be when the government bailouts run out and inflation hits? Be prepared. Get a copy of Food Bubble.
How the Average Joe
Can Prepare

That's why I've written Food Bubble. In this 30-page ebook I show you the vulnerabilities of our food system. As you read, you’ll discover it's not a matter of IF the food system collapses. It's more an issue of WHEN and how bad will it be.

I also explain the basics to storing emergency rations. Stuff the average Joe needs to know to keep his family alive during a food shortage. And lastly, I show how even an urbanite like me can live off the land — obtaining food without Wal-Marts, Starbucks or FEMA camps.

All you need to do to get a copy of Food Bubble is subscribe to my newsletter. To subscribe just enter your email address in the form below and hit submit. My website will immediately send you an email with instructions on how to download your copy of Food Bubble.  You can read it on your computer screen or print it out.

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Here's What You're Going to Discover in Food Bubble...

Cambodians selecting raw rat meat at the market.
In 2008 the price of rat meat went up 400% in Cambodia as inflation made regular meat too expensive for the poorer population. Made into spicy dishes with garlic, rat sold for approximately $1.28/kg. Avoid this type of extreme survivalism by following the basic food preparedness strategies I share in Food Bubble.
  • 3 Days to Anarchy: Why it would only take three days of empty grocery shelves to send North America into chaos. (See page 5.)
  • How Much Food Storage? Discover how to calculate the amount of extra food you need to store away to prepare for a long-term food shortage. (Page 7.)
  • Lights Out: Find out why the next solar flare storm could wipe out our food delivery system in a matter of minutes. It could take us three years to get modern grocery shopping back online. (Page 10.)
  • $2 Million Dollars for a Loaf of Bread: Read how our pending economic collapse can easily lead to food prices soaring to ridiculous amounts. It has happened many times over the last hundred years in many countries (as I illustrate on pages 12 and 13). We're not immune to financial gravity.
  • 40,000 Years Overdue: Most Americans don't realize that we are literally sitting atop of a natural disaster that would wipe out food production, worldwide, for at least one year. (See pages 13 and 14 for the scientific proof
  • Meals Requiring Enemas: The pros and cons of dehydrated and canned foods. (Page 18.)
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  • Foraging for Food: How to find essential oils, protein-rich edibles and salad fixings within walking distance of your home (page 21).
  • Government Assistant: Find out why I'd rather live off rats and pine cones than rely on government assistant. (Page 23.)
  • Survival Gardening: Find out why I think growing your own garden is probably the best way to outlive a food shortage. Plus, I point out a major mistake most home gardeners make that could mean the difference between life and death. (Page 24.)
  • Forced to Eat Your Neighbor? Not much how-to instructions here. I added this little section – describing historical survival situations where people were forced to resort to cannibalism – as motivation to get off your rear and get prepared.
  • Opening scene from Little House on the Praire TV show
    Little House on the Prairie was one of the most popular and longest running (203 episodes) dramatic family TV shows. Just goes to show we all long for simpler days where we relied on Mother Earth, not Uncle Sam.
  • Sometimes Progress Involves a Few Step Backwards: Why we may need to regress technologically (for a while) in order to rebuild a more secure and sustainable future. (Page 29.)
  • Priority Number 1 and 2: What I believe are the first two things you should put in place to prepare for a short- or long-term food crisis. (Page 30.)
  • Don't Be Scared. Be Prepared: Take action now and the fear will go away. Hiding under the proverbial blanket will offer no defence against what is coming. (Read my take on page 30.)

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So What's the Catch, Joe?

Survival Joe with wife and three children before Christmas Tree (2009)
I'm a father of three. I can't imagine anything being more horrible than not being able to feed my family. That's why I started getting prepared and that's why I want to help you get prepared, too.
No catch. You can download this entire 30-page ebook for free when you become a subscriber to my Survival Joe blog. The subscription, too, is free. You don't need to give me your credit card number. I don't need access to your PayPal account. I don't even need your name.

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Why Are You Giving This Away For Free, Joe?

Three reasons:

  1. I want to help as many families as I can prepare for what may be a historical food shortage.
  2. I do sell books and other products about how to prepare for emergency situations. I'm hoping Food Bubble and my email newsletter will demonstrate to you the value of investing in some of my products.
  3. I want to make sure all my neighbors read Food Bubble (and take action) so they won't come banging on my door when a food crisis happens.

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P.S. If you have any questions do not hesitate to email me.

P.P.S. Please don't leave this page (without signing up) thinking that if a food shortage ever happened someone will take care of you. The government doesn't have the means. And the rich will simply disappear into underground bunkers until the anarchy has subsided. While I pray that your family never experiences a food shortage, wouldn't you feel so much better if you were at least a little prepared for what's coming?

Survival Joe with duaghter About the Author: Survival Joe has taken a special interest in urban survival and family preparedness. “I’m just a regular dad,” says Joe, “who can’t ignore the fact that a disaster is bound to happen.” Joe writes about what to expect and how to prepare on his survival blog. You have permission to reprint any article on his blog so long as you include the resource box with a link back to the original article. Get your free gift here: Food Bubble: How to Survive the Coming Food Shortage.